The Beard Struggle Product Descriptions
Radiance Beard Conditioner
As fun as it is to raid, sail, pillage, and get out on the battlefield…
We’re nothing without conditioning. In other words, we need to train. In every aspect of life. We need that extra little “something,” especially with our beards.
As tough as we want to be…
Our beards need to stay soft and manageable. We have to train those unruly hairs the same way we train ourselves.
At least, that was our thinking when we came up with the Radiance Beard Conditioner. It’s the best way to:
Straighten wavy, curly, and frizzy hair (so the legends tell of you and not just your wild mane)
Moisturize and nourish your beard (which makes you feel and look better whether you’re in the dining hall or on the frontlines)
Reduce beard hair loss (and grow more of the hair you want)
Stimulate the hair follicles and encourage growth (because you can never have too full of a beard)
Reduce itchiness (c’mon, we don’t need to explain this part)
Radiance Beard Wash
How do you start your day?
We could think of a few ways, but none of them beat using the Radiance Beard Wash.
Whatever you’re doing…
Taking a voyage on the sea, pushing forward on the battlefield, or just attending a formal event in the dining hall…
You have to stay fresh and clean. Yes, that means your beard, too.
And if you want to do that, we can only think of one option: the Radiance Beard Wash.
Free from synthetic ingredients, and non-greasy…
This stuff will never leave your beard looking thin, dry, or unhealthy. In fact, it’ll do you much better:
Prevents oxidation (because we pack it full of vitamins, and who doesn’t love those)
Fights inflammation (and fights germs so your skin stays clean)
Boosts energy (through aromatherapy, which also means you’ll smell great)
Revitalizes dry and dead skin (not to be grim, but imagine it like honoring your fallen brothers before you)
Stops beard dandruff (and let’s be honest: that’s a bigger problem than any of us want to admit)
Radiance Beard Bundle
Variety is the spice of life. But routine is the meat and potatoes. That’s what the Radiance Beard Bundle is all about: the balance.
First, you have the Radiance Beard Wash. It’s the best way to start your day, and it keeps your beard looking and feeling fresh, soft, and clean.
No matter what you’re doing, it:
Prevents oxidation (because we pack it full of vitamins, and who doesn’t love those)
Fights inflammation (and fights germs so your skin stays clean)
Boosts energy (through aromatherapy, which also means you’ll smell great)
Revitalizes dry and dead skin (not to be grim, but imagine it like honoring your fallen brothers before you)
Stops beard dandruff (and let’s be honest: that’s a bigger problem than any of us want to admit)
And we haven’t forgotten how important rest is after a long day, no matter what you’re doing. The Radiance Beard Conditioner is made to work in (and then out) while you’re in the shower.
It works best with our Beard Wash and you can expect it to:
Straighten wavy, curly, and frizzy hair (so the legends tell of you and not just your wild mane)
Moisturize and nourish your beard (which makes you feel and look better whether you’re in the dining hall or on the frontlines)
Reduce beard hair loss (and grow more of the hair you want)
Stimulate the hair follicles and encourage growth (because you can never have too full of a beard)
Reduce itchiness (c’mon, we don’t need to explain this part)
Beard Scrubber
Scratching your beard is normal. But it’s not ideal. Think about it, could warriors stand on the battlefield trying to get to that itch?
Well, yeah, maybe…
But they wouldn’t last long out there. No, Vikings need to take care of that before they leave the village.
Now, Vikings wouldn’t have this at their disposal way back when. But we can guarantee they wish they did.
Before you take off for your next battle, raid, voyage, or whatever it may be, you can count on the Beard Scrubber.
Its silicone bristles scrub softly and they’ll last for as long as you need. This is one of the best ways to prep your skin for a clean shave or even just some real exfoliation.
The grip makes it easy to hold, so no matter when or where you decide to use it, you’ll have full control.
Body Scrubber
Look, we know Vikings didn’t have silicone. Or at least, we don’t think they did. But if it was common, we can guarantee they’d use this Body Scrubber.
After all, cleanliness is next to godliness. And this is as close as you’ll get to that squeaky clean you could only expect in Valhalla.
Scrub away the dirt and grime from whatever the day brings. Cleanse, exfoliate, and make your skin feel softer and fresher than you’ve ever felt.
This Scrubber will last your entire journey through Midgard, and it’ll keep you clean the entire way through. Easy to use, easy to keep clean, this is the weapon you need but don’t have in your arsenal.
Beard Scrubber + Body Scrubber Bundle
Your body and your beard need equal attention. No way around it. Just like how you’d keep your ax and your sword polished, sharpened, and oiled, you need to keep yourself in top form.
Now, you might think you can just wash your beard. And you should. But you should pay a little extra attention.
The Beard Scrubber helps keep your skin soft and smooth, which means your beard will be in top form.
But your beard is only one part of your body. Don’t think you can neglect the rest of yourself.
Get everything you need to keep yourself clean, clear, and feeling fresh all over with the Beard Scrubber + Body Scrubber Bundle.
Kraki’s Shave Kit
Do you shave like a Viking? Warrior King Kraki carried a supernatural sword named Skofnung, known as “the best of all swords that have been carried in Northern lands.” We’re not sure how practical (or legal) it is to carry a sword today, but you and your beard can still have your own Skofnung. Kraki’s Shave Kit has everything you need to look and feel like a modern-day Viking king.
Take a look at carefully crafted tools in Kraki’s Shave Kit and find out if you’re ready to make your ancestors proud of your glorious beard:
Pre-Shave Oil
Every journey starts with the first step. Kraki knew this when he assembled his 120 men and 12 berserkers to claim the gold stolen by Aðils. Without proper preparation, he would’ve been lost. The same goes for your beard. Our luxurious pre-shave oil blend softens the skin and beard, the same way Kraki’s men and berserkers weakened enemy forces before he came in with Skofnung. Start one of the most important Viking rituals the right way and avoid razor burn, irritation, and ingrown hairs.
Kraki’s Beard Shaper
Vikings had no time to waste at the barber, and Kraki was no exception. He was too busy making a legend out of himself. Now, we’re not saying you’ll become a legend if you use this beard shaper… but you’ll definitely have enough time to work on it. The best part? Your beard will look worthy of legendary status.
Skofnung Straight Razor
Skofnung had supernatural powers, but that wouldn’t have mattered if it was made out of cheap aluminum. Even in the 6th century, Vikings knew steel was the way to go. Kraki might not have had access to high-quality stainless steel, but you do. Honor your ancestors with a steel blade and live in the modern-day with our handcrafted, premium Sknofnung razor. You’d think it was imbued with supernatural abilities from how sharp and clean of a cut you can give your beard.
Skofnung Sharpening Pad
Kraki’s blade wasn’t just for show. That meant he had to sharpen it against a stone often after battles. Beard care shouldn’t be a battle, but it’s serious business. Take care of your Skofnung razor the same way Kraki did with our sharpening pad. This tool will keep your blade razor sharp so you’re always ready to tame your beard.
Bonus: Razor Stand
A sword like Skofnung deserves to be shown to the world, not left on the floor or the counter. Why should your Skofnung razor be any different? Our stainless steel razor stand is the perfect way to display, protect, and restore your razor until the next time adventure calls.
Kraki’s Shave Kit will have you ready for your next raid in a flash. Whether you need a nice sleek look, or a fully rugged, but clean look like King Kraki himself, this set’s for you.
Ready to answer the call for glory and make your ancestors proud?